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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:30 pm (UTC)
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SEX ADJACENT.
anyway, I am washing up. if you need the bathroom you can poo in the garden.
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:31 pm (UTC)
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KISSING IS NOT SEX!?
UGH fine; enjoy your wash.
Be careful not to make an egg with Evangeline.
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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:33 pm (UTC)
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ADJACENT, that means near you dumb Lamb.
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... don't even. I don't think humans can make eggs.
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:33 pm (UTC)
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Still not sex, you narf Goat.
Pretty sure they can in their own way, you know.
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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:36 pm (UTC)
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Close enough, it's like. A gateway.
... I'M GOING TO WASH UP WE'RE DONE.
[The Lamb might hear a phone being thrown and then Goatly footsteps to the bathroom to bathe.
It will be the world's longest bath and the tub will be
disgusting
but the Goat is cleansed.]
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:41 pm (UTC)
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A kiss is a kiss.
MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP AFTER YOU'RE DONE!
*of course there's the crash they expect, smirking to themselves at the noise because that tracks*
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anyway, I am washing up. if you need the bathroom you can poo in the garden.
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UGH fine; enjoy your wash.
Be careful not to make an egg with Evangeline.
no subject
...
... don't even. I don't think humans can make eggs.
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Pretty sure they can in their own way, you know.
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... I'M GOING TO WASH UP WE'RE DONE.
[The Lamb might hear a phone being thrown and then Goatly footsteps to the bathroom to bathe.
It will be the world's longest bath and the tub will be disgusting but the Goat is cleansed.]
no subject
MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP AFTER YOU'RE DONE!
*of course there's the crash they expect, smirking to themselves at the noise because that tracks*