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bleatingdeath) wrote2025-08-14 01:55 pm
bleatingdeath) wrote2025-08-14 01:55 pm
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Damned Lamb. I was victorious at the charity auction. I received a thing called a coupon. For a meal experience made of monster meat.
Dine with me.
Dine with me.
Oh??????
This wouldn't consist of follower meat, would it?
This wouldn't consist of follower meat, would it?
None at all. Only monster meat from this realm. The beasts that are hunted during crusades. Nothing else. No follower meat.
Is that a yes?
Is that a yes?
Oh! I have yet to try the dishes that one could have from the resources here beyond what we have grown...
Yes, I would love to.
Yes, I would love to.
Excellent.
[He is purring loud enough for the phone to pick up on it.]
At the temple then. This week.
[He is purring loud enough for the phone to pick up on it.]
At the temple then. This week.
Very well. I shall look forward to it.
*and yes they think the purring is adorable - what a happy cat! They hope that perhaps they have a shot at the auctions they bid on, if only to surprise Narinder with it as well*
*and yes they think the purring is adorable - what a happy cat! They hope that perhaps they have a shot at the auctions they bid on, if only to surprise Narinder with it as well*
It will be delicious. I look forward to it too.
[Something the Goat said is still rubbing him the wrong way. Which is why he is doing this. He will prove the Goat wrong.]
[Something the Goat said is still rubbing him the wrong way. Which is why he is doing this. He will prove the Goat wrong.]
I suppose we should make sure the followers are busy that evening, hm?
*they have no idea what the Goat might have done - they have been trying to learn how to relax*
*they have no idea what the Goat might have done - they have been trying to learn how to relax*
Yes we should.
[Just them. No followers. No Leshy. No Goat. Especially no Goat.]
I will arrange it.
[Just them. No followers. No Leshy. No Goat. Especially no Goat.]
I will arrange it.
Is there anything that you wish for me to do before then? Or to assist somehow?
Or would you prefer to just handle it all?
Or would you prefer to just handle it all?
I will handle it all. All you need to consider is what fleece you wish to wear.
Hmm! It is a special event - I'm sure I can pick a nice one.
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
????
what did you do now
What is the matter, Goat?
What is the matter, Goat?
I have been hit on and they want to do more.
... I am not sure what I should do here?
[THEY MAY HAVE RIZZ WITH LESHY, BUT YOUR SHADOW IS A TOTAL VIRGIN.]
... I am not sure what I should do here?
[THEY MAY HAVE RIZZ WITH LESHY, BUT YOUR SHADOW IS A TOTAL VIRGIN.]
If Leshy is asking to eat you, make sure you clarify what type of eating he wants to do with you.
*WELL GOOD BECAUSE THE LAMB IS A TOTAL VIRGIN TOO SO THIS WILL BE FUN*
*WELL GOOD BECAUSE THE LAMB IS A TOTAL VIRGIN TOO SO THIS WILL BE FUN*
It's not Leshy. It's Evangeline.
[They can handle Leshy, Leshy is easy mode. They kind of KNOW Leshy.]
[They can handle Leshy, Leshy is easy mode. They kind of KNOW Leshy.]
Ah, Evangeline. I believe she flirts with everyone. She asked if I wished to as well.
Yes well... I agreed to meet her this evening for. That.
Ah, so you are going through with it. I politely declined at the time.
Good luck!
Good luck!
DON'T YOU GOOD LUCK ME.
I NEED ADVICE, THIS ISN'T LIKE THE MATING TENT???
[They only know sex makes babies, pretty sure that's not what Evangeline is into.]
I NEED ADVICE, THIS ISN'T LIKE THE MATING TENT???
[They only know sex makes babies, pretty sure that's not what Evangeline is into.]
GOOOOOOOOOOD LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
What do you want me to tell you???? She's the expert there not me!
What do you want me to tell you???? She's the expert there not me!
I DON'T KNOW? Should I bring something? Clean myself up???
And you've done it with Narinder, unfortunately, so you know more than me!!!
And you've done it with Narinder, unfortunately, so you know more than me!!!
Well yes, don't show up covered in ichor and blood. At least wash yourself before doing that - that's just good manners. Hm, though I don't know her preferences - she MAY enjoy that but that could be second date.
DSKFJSLDFJD EXCUSE ME!? NO I HAVEN'T
DSKFJSLDFJD EXCUSE ME!? NO I HAVEN'T
I may need to use the "bathroom" for a bit then.
[Surprise! The Goat has not bathed since before they got here.]
LIAR.
[Surprise! The Goat has not bathed since before they got here.]
LIAR.
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