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Voice - UN: The One Who Waits

[the_one_who_waits]

Damned Lamb. I was victorious at the charity auction. I received a thing called a coupon. For a meal experience made of monster meat.

Dine with me.

Text | un: godofdeath

[bleatingdeath]

Oh??????

This wouldn't consist of follower meat, would it?

Re: Text | un: godofdeath

[the_one_who_waits]

None at all. Only monster meat from this realm. The beasts that are hunted during crusades. Nothing else. No follower meat.

Is that a yes?

[bleatingdeath]

Oh! I have yet to try the dishes that one could have from the resources here beyond what we have grown...

Yes, I would love to.

[the_one_who_waits]

Excellent.

[He is purring loud enough for the phone to pick up on it.]

At the temple then. This week.

[bleatingdeath]

Very well. I shall look forward to it.

*and yes they think the purring is adorable - what a happy cat! They hope that perhaps they have a shot at the auctions they bid on, if only to surprise Narinder with it as well*

[the_one_who_waits]

It will be delicious. I look forward to it too.

[Something the Goat said is still rubbing him the wrong way. Which is why he is doing this. He will prove the Goat wrong.]

[bleatingdeath]

I suppose we should make sure the followers are busy that evening, hm?

*they have no idea what the Goat might have done - they have been trying to learn how to relax*

[the_one_who_waits]

Yes we should.

[Just them. No followers. No Leshy. No Goat. Especially no Goat.]

I will arrange it.

text un: shadowofdeath

[andiscream]

LAMB LAMB LAMB.

help.

text un: godofdeath | strikes deleted and not sent/do not exist

[bleatingdeath]

????

what did you do now

What is the matter, Goat?

[andiscream]

I have been hit on and they want to do more.

... I am not sure what I should do here?

[THEY MAY HAVE RIZZ WITH LESHY, BUT YOUR SHADOW IS A TOTAL VIRGIN.]

[bleatingdeath]

If Leshy is asking to eat you, make sure you clarify what type of eating he wants to do with you.

*WELL GOOD BECAUSE THE LAMB IS A TOTAL VIRGIN TOO SO THIS WILL BE FUN*

[andiscream]

It's not Leshy. It's Evangeline.

[They can handle Leshy, Leshy is easy mode. They kind of KNOW Leshy.]

[bleatingdeath]

Ah, Evangeline. I believe she flirts with everyone. She asked if I wished to as well.

[andiscream]

Yes well... I agreed to meet her this evening for. That.

[bleatingdeath]

Ah, so you are going through with it. I politely declined at the time.

Good luck!

Text - UN: The One Who Waits - CW: Drunk texts with Narinder

[the_one_who_waits]

u befuddle me.

all ur falt.

Re: Text - UN: The One Who Waits - CW: Drunk texts with Narinder

[bleatingdeath]

Now what are you blaming me for?

Re: Text - UN: The One Who Waits - CW: Drunk texts with Narinder

[the_one_who_waits]

im befuddled

and it is ur falt

Re: Text - UN: The One Who Waits - CW: Drunk texts with Narinder

[bleatingdeath]

Narinder

I haven't made drinks for anyone

If you are befuddled then it is your own doing or Leshy spiked your drinks again

Re: Text - UN: The One Who Waits - CW: Drunk texts with Narinder

[the_one_who_waits]

ack!

No!

you make me befuddle myself! ur fault!

Re: Text - UN: The One Who Waits - CW: Drunk texts with Narinder

[bleatingdeath]

And how have I done that then?

You are a grown man. You do not need me to hold your hand when you are drinking.

Re: Text - UN: The One Who Waits - CW: Drunk texts with Narinder

[the_one_who_waits]

u plague my thoughts

i dream of you

you dont see do you?

no

of coruse not

need more wine

Re: Text - UN: The One Who Waits - CW: Drunk texts with Narinder

[bleatingdeath]

What?

Since when?

You are confusing on a daily basis by being contrary, Narinder.

Stop with the wine.