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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:17 pm (UTC)
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I DON'T KNOW? Should I bring something? Clean myself up???
And you've done it with Narinder, unfortunately, so you know more than me!!!
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:18 pm (UTC)
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Well yes, don't show up covered in ichor and blood. At least wash yourself before doing that - that's just good manners. Hm, though I don't know her preferences - she MAY enjoy that but that could be second date.
DSKFJSLDFJD EXCUSE ME!? NO I HAVEN'T
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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:20 pm (UTC)
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I may need to use the "bathroom" for a bit then.
[Surprise! The Goat has not bathed since before they got here.]
LIAR.
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:21 pm (UTC)
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There's always the hose out back.
WHAT
I AM NOT LYING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:25 pm (UTC)
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I am not being hosed. I want to smell good too.
UH, YOU TWO DID THE SIN THING IN FRONT OF ME? THAT IS LIKE MATING.
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:26 pm (UTC)
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I ABSOLVED HIM OF SIN
THAT IS NOT MATING
NO EGG WAS MADE
ARE YOU INSANE!?
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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:27 pm (UTC)
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YOU DIDN'T NEED TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON HIM TO DO THAT, YOU KNOW?
ALSO APPARENTLY? YOU CAN MATE, AND NOT MAKE AN EGG?
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:28 pm (UTC)
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THAT IS STILL NOT MATING THAT WAS A KISS
WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX
THAT WAS ALL THAT HAPPENED
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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:30 pm (UTC)
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SEX ADJACENT.
anyway, I am washing up. if you need the bathroom you can poo in the garden.
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:31 pm (UTC)
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KISSING IS NOT SEX!?
UGH fine; enjoy your wash.
Be careful not to make an egg with Evangeline.
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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:33 pm (UTC)
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ADJACENT, that means near you dumb Lamb.
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... don't even. I don't think humans can make eggs.
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:33 pm (UTC)
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Still not sex, you narf Goat.
Pretty sure they can in their own way, you know.
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andiscream
2025-10-22 11:36 pm (UTC)
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Close enough, it's like. A gateway.
... I'M GOING TO WASH UP WE'RE DONE.
[The Lamb might hear a phone being thrown and then Goatly footsteps to the bathroom to bathe.
It will be the world's longest bath and the tub will be
disgusting
but the Goat is cleansed.]
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bleatingdeath
2025-10-22 11:41 pm (UTC)
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A kiss is a kiss.
MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP AFTER YOU'RE DONE!
*of course there's the crash they expect, smirking to themselves at the noise because that tracks*
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And you've done it with Narinder, unfortunately, so you know more than me!!!
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DSKFJSLDFJD EXCUSE ME!? NO I HAVEN'T
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[Surprise! The Goat has not bathed since before they got here.]
LIAR.
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WHAT
I AM NOT LYING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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UH, YOU TWO DID THE SIN THING IN FRONT OF ME? THAT IS LIKE MATING.
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THAT IS NOT MATING
NO EGG WAS MADE
ARE YOU INSANE!?
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ALSO APPARENTLY? YOU CAN MATE, AND NOT MAKE AN EGG?
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WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX
THAT WAS ALL THAT HAPPENED
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anyway, I am washing up. if you need the bathroom you can poo in the garden.
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UGH fine; enjoy your wash.
Be careful not to make an egg with Evangeline.
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...
... don't even. I don't think humans can make eggs.
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Pretty sure they can in their own way, you know.
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... I'M GOING TO WASH UP WE'RE DONE.
[The Lamb might hear a phone being thrown and then Goatly footsteps to the bathroom to bathe.
It will be the world's longest bath and the tub will be disgusting but the Goat is cleansed.]
no subject
MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP AFTER YOU'RE DONE!
*of course there's the crash they expect, smirking to themselves at the noise because that tracks*