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[andiscream]

LAMB LAMB LAMB.

help.

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[bleatingdeath]

????

what did you do now

What is the matter, Goat?

[andiscream]

I have been hit on and they want to do more.

... I am not sure what I should do here?

[THEY MAY HAVE RIZZ WITH LESHY, BUT YOUR SHADOW IS A TOTAL VIRGIN.]

[bleatingdeath]

If Leshy is asking to eat you, make sure you clarify what type of eating he wants to do with you.

*WELL GOOD BECAUSE THE LAMB IS A TOTAL VIRGIN TOO SO THIS WILL BE FUN*

[andiscream]

It's not Leshy. It's Evangeline.

[They can handle Leshy, Leshy is easy mode. They kind of KNOW Leshy.]

[bleatingdeath]

Ah, Evangeline. I believe she flirts with everyone. She asked if I wished to as well.

[andiscream]

Yes well... I agreed to meet her this evening for. That.

[bleatingdeath]

Ah, so you are going through with it. I politely declined at the time.

Good luck!

[andiscream]

DON'T YOU GOOD LUCK ME.

I NEED ADVICE, THIS ISN'T LIKE THE MATING TENT???

[They only know sex makes babies, pretty sure that's not what Evangeline is into.]

[bleatingdeath]

GOOOOOOOOOOD LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

What do you want me to tell you???? She's the expert there not me!

[andiscream]

I DON'T KNOW? Should I bring something? Clean myself up???

And you've done it with Narinder, unfortunately, so you know more than me!!!

[bleatingdeath]

Well yes, don't show up covered in ichor and blood. At least wash yourself before doing that - that's just good manners. Hm, though I don't know her preferences - she MAY enjoy that but that could be second date.

DSKFJSLDFJD EXCUSE ME!? NO I HAVEN'T

[andiscream]

I may need to use the "bathroom" for a bit then.

[Surprise! The Goat has not bathed since before they got here.]

LIAR.

[bleatingdeath]

There's always the hose out back.

WHAT

I AM NOT LYING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[andiscream]

I am not being hosed. I want to smell good too.

UH, YOU TWO DID THE SIN THING IN FRONT OF ME? THAT IS LIKE MATING.

[bleatingdeath]

I ABSOLVED HIM OF SIN

THAT IS NOT MATING

NO EGG WAS MADE

ARE YOU INSANE!?

[andiscream]

YOU DIDN'T NEED TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON HIM TO DO THAT, YOU KNOW?

ALSO APPARENTLY? YOU CAN MATE, AND NOT MAKE AN EGG?

[bleatingdeath]

THAT IS STILL NOT MATING THAT WAS A KISS

WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX

THAT WAS ALL THAT HAPPENED

[andiscream]

SEX ADJACENT.

anyway, I am washing up. if you need the bathroom you can poo in the garden.

[bleatingdeath]

KISSING IS NOT SEX!?

UGH fine; enjoy your wash.

Be careful not to make an egg with Evangeline.

[andiscream]

ADJACENT, that means near you dumb Lamb.

...

... don't even. I don't think humans can make eggs.

[bleatingdeath]

Still not sex, you narf Goat.

Pretty sure they can in their own way, you know.

[andiscream]

Close enough, it's like. A gateway.

... I'M GOING TO WASH UP WE'RE DONE.

[The Lamb might hear a phone being thrown and then Goatly footsteps to the bathroom to bathe.

It will be the world's longest bath and the tub will be disgusting but the Goat is cleansed.]

[bleatingdeath]

A kiss is a kiss.

MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP AFTER YOU'RE DONE!

*of course there's the crash they expect, smirking to themselves at the noise because that tracks*